that was a funny night

I was going to stay home and clean. But then I went out and drank instead. And maybe I judged you for doing manual labour that involved cleaning BBQs. Am I a horrible person? I don't know. But we won't talk ever again anyways.

But my friend said we'd have the cleanest BBQ ever AND a well-cut lawn. Why? I don't know.

I have no idea how I'm going to make it through this weekend. So. Tired. But. Had. Fun. Sigh.