I have to come up with two truths and a lie for a work-related icebreaker tomorrow morning. Fun, maybe? Hard, yes? Why? I have one of each nailed down, and thinking about the second truth is difficult. Maybe I should have done a few more wild things in my youth? Anyways, I'll give a sampling of truths and lies of recent lori thoughts and events:
1. I think this song is super catchy.
2. I would never date someone shorter than I am.
3. There is a new infomercial selling an Obama Chia Pet.
4. I have the most supportive, brilliant and interesting friends.
5. My horoscope accurately predicted that I would make a mistake at work.
6. People think that I think board games are more important than brain surgeons.
7. I have a crush on a serial killer. His name is Dexter. Maybe you've heard of him.
8. My doctor's prescription included buying a George Foreman grill and eating steak every seven to 10 days.
I was tired two hours ago. Why am I still awake?
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I have a man crush on Dexter too. That show never fails to give me chills.
I hope that one wasn't a lie.
Same with the Obama Chia Pet because I want one. Especially if it's one of those new herb garden Chias, because then you could eat Obama's hair and be instilled with loads of hope and change.
Truth: I just finished season two of Dex.
Lie: Ch-ch-ch-chia. Maybe I should make it?
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